Squirt-n-cider
keyser soze
JoinedPosts by keyser soze
-
-
-
-
182
My granddaughter 5 mos old passed away today...
by Tatiana inshe was beautiful.
her name was aliyah.
she would have been 5 mos tomorrow.
-
-
keyser soze
This is truly heartbreaking. So very sorry for your loss.
-
344
Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You
by minimus ini'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.
-
-
keyser soze
I'm the world's worst golfer.
I have to have all the bills in my wallet facing the same way. I can't have two presidents kissing back there, it freaks me out.
I like to look at myself naked in the mirror.
-
43
i'm a little drunk
by bigdreaux ini am such a lightweight!!!!!
i stopped drinking all together for months.
no reason, just, had no desire.
-
-
keyser soze
That's why I'll never quit drinking. It's such a huge step backwards when I start again.
-
112
favorite movie lines
by bigdreaux inmine is from animal house: .
over!?!?!?!!?
was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!?!?!?!?!
-
-
keyser soze
"I like all you Navy boys. Every time we have to go somewhere to fight, you fellas always give us a ride." -A Few Good Men
"Nobody move or the ni**er gets it!" -Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles, pointing a gun to his own head.
"You English are sooo superior! Well would you like to know where you'd be without us, the good ole USA protecting you, I'll tell you: The smallest f***ing province in the Russian Empire." -Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda
-
344
Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You
by minimus ini'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.
-
-
keyser soze
I used to reset the Chicken McNugget timer over and over and over again
Did you ever dump them back in the vat of grease so they would appear to be fresh? I tried that once.
-
29
Would You Build an Ark...
by AGuest inif you heard [god] ask you to?
or would you.... 1. check to see if he told anyone else to build one, too.... 2. ask anyone else if they also heard him tell you.... 3. check with your family, friends... or religious leader... to see what you should do.... 4. worry that you're "gonna look crazy".... 5. worry that you are crazy.... 6. wait to see if it's going to rain.... 7. wait to see if it's going to flood.... 8. say "no".... 9. ignore the request... and say/do nothing.... i'm just askin'.
peace to you!.
-
-
keyser soze
Number 8. He could do it much faster himself.
-
45
"Thy Kingdom Come..."
by AGuest into the household of god, israel, and all who go with, may you have peace!
i am compelled by the spirit of our lord, jaheshua mischajah, son and christ of the most holy one of israel, whose name is jah of armies, to share the following truth with you.
true, we hate suffering and pain, but all of mankind does, whether they belong to the christ or not, whether they are righteous or unrighteous.
-
-
keyser soze
May we all have peace.
-
344
Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You
by minimus ini'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.
-
-
keyser soze
I've never watched The Simpsons.
-
112
favorite movie lines
by bigdreaux inmine is from animal house: .
over!?!?!?!!?
was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!?!?!?!?!
-
-
keyser soze
"Keaton once said: I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."